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(@vriska@lizards.live) 22/01/20(Wed)00:51:55 id:1579672315 No. 1 [See All]

(@vriska@lizards.live) 22/01/20(Wed)00:29:51 id:1579670991 No. 1 [See All]

(@djsumdog@hitchhiker.social) 22/01/20(Wed)00:31:34 id:1579671094 No. 2

@vriska I use to really love Matt Bors; helped him kickstart a comic book. "War is Boring" was probably the last really good thing he did. All his current stuff kinda leans super-hard-left. He use to be more balanced.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)02:20:53 id:1579591253 No. 1 [See All]

very special day at the nike obama center endorsement party. couldn’t decide between the cartman from South Park and Harry Potter from Spiderman

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)16:39:36 id:1579642776 No. 1 [See All]

on email with president bush about this whole gog magog situation. crazy.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)16:20:12 id:1579641612 No. 1 [See All]

just seen someone say "feral cats are a symptom of colonialism" like... shut the fuck up. please.

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(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)16:49:59 id:1579643399 No. 21


@triodug holy fuck thats amazing

(@phildobangnz@pl.smuglo.li) 21/01/20(Tue)16:50:23 id:1579643423 No. 22


(@why@shitposter.club) 21/01/20(Tue)16:52:07 id:1579643527 No. 23

"jamie pull that up"

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)16:17:51 id:1579641471 No. 1 [See All]

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)00:30:43 id:1579584643 No. 1 [See All]

#VriskasMcChickenChallenge will still be hosted on trollian.space with a simulcast on lizards.live and FSE

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)00:12:33 id:1579583553 No. 1 [See All]

over here on lizards.live we have every flavor of oreo even the illegal ones.

(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 21/01/20(Tue)00:13:34 id:1579583614 No. 2 >>3

*passes note under table asking for doge oreo*

(@vriska@lizards.live) 21/01/20(Tue)00:13:51 id:1579583631 No. 3 >>4


@kaikatsu *hands you an unmarked brown paper bag*

(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 21/01/20(Tue)00:14:28 id:1579583668 No. 4

*quickly looks inside* Oh fuck yeah that's the stuff

(@vriska@lizards.live) 20/01/20(Mon)02:47:06 id:1579506426 No. 1 [See All]

frankly i dont care if you cancel me for saying this but diarrhea is conceptually funny

(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 20/01/20(Mon)02:55:37 id:1579506937 No. 2 >>3

Uh oh fuckin POOOPEERS!!!

(@vriska@lizards.live) 20/01/20(Mon)03:00:33 id:1579507233 No. 3 >>4


@kaikatsu hit the nail right on the head there buddy

(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 20/01/20(Mon)03:02:44 id:1579507364 No. 4

Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)21:25:44 id:1579487144 No. 1 [See All]

FSE caught in a time loop

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)20:15:24 id:1579482924 No. 1 [See All]

shampoo doesnt expire baby

(@djsumdog@hitchhiker.social) 19/01/20(Sun)20:17:40 id:1579483060 No. 2

@vriska They put 'use by' numbers on the bottles, but no one even knows what that symbol means.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)20:15:07 id:1579482907 No. 1 [See All]

art should upset you. art should challenge you. art should give you violent uncontrollable diarrhea. art should make you pee your pants whilst on a date. art should wilt all the flowers in your garden. art should hack into your emails and release incriminating info about you.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)11:06:39 id:1579449999 No. 1 [See All]

(@nerthos@shitposter.club) 19/01/20(Sun)11:20:28 id:1579450828 No. 2

A fratricidal conflict, pig vs pig

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)02:14:32 id:1579418072 No. 1 [See All]


(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 19/01/20(Sun)02:15:43 id:1579418143 No. 2

You slumber... a cucumber!

(@vriska@lizards.live) 19/01/20(Sun)01:36:49 id:1579415809 No. 1 [See All]

horse divorce

(@djsumdog@hitchhiker.social) 19/01/20(Sun)02:07:57 id:1579417677 No. 2

@vriska of course

(@vriska@lizards.live) 18/01/20(Sat)17:44:26 id:1579387466 No. 1 [See All]

Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me

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(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 19/01/20(Sun)01:33:14 id:1579415594 No. 9 >>10


(@why@shitposter.club) 19/01/20(Sun)01:33:38 id:1579415618 No. 10 >>11


(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 19/01/20(Sun)01:34:04 id:1579415644 No. 11


(@vriska@lizards.live) 18/01/20(Sat)17:00:00 id:1579384800 No. 1 [See All]

(@why@shitposter.club) 18/01/20(Sat)17:10:33 id:1579385433 No. 2

stay warm. looks like it's gonna be another inside weekend

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)21:14:39 id:1579313679 No. 1 [See All]

(@HarneyBA@pleroma.site) 17/01/20(Fri)23:56:38 id:1579323398 No. 2 >>3

>people just dont go "keep Ogden weird " , okay.

(@Koekepan@pleroma.site) 18/01/20(Sat)01:32:11 id:1579329131 No. 3

We'll know we've arrived when we have new bumperstickers, about Compton, Detroit, Chicago...

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)21:01:39 id:1579312899 No. 1 [See All]

tonights vibe

(@Olivia@ms-olive.club) 17/01/20(Fri)21:03:15 id:1579312995 No. 2

i thought those lanes looked small and then i saw the snails lol

(@why@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)21:35:05 id:1579314905 No. 3

gonna take them 4 fucking hours to finish a turn but they vibin

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)00:21:06 id:1579238466 No. 1 [See All]

when the weed hits right when avey says "if I could just leave my body for the night..." shout out to for reminding me to listen to MPP

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)16:36:24 id:1579296984 No. 1 [See All]

homestuck has been garbage since April 13th 2016

(@why@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)16:39:25 id:1579297165 No. 2 >>3

my life has been garbage since February 5th 2016

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)19:57:52 id:1579309072 No. 3 >>4


@why thats the day i joined the fediverse

(@why@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)19:58:46 id:1579309126 No. 4

woah that's the day I joined the fediverse too!

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)14:08:12 id:1579288092 No. 1 [See All]

my lifestyle determines my death style

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)12:48:26 id:1579283306 No. 1 [See All]

Bernei Sandler

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:53:05 id:1579243985 No. 1 [See All]

middle aged balding man working IT at a corporate office voice:

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:46:07 id:1579243567 No. 1 [See All]

The force is bad actually. The force seeks "balance" not "good". The force is the cause of all war, suffering, and hardship in the Galaxy. The Force is not some benevolent power. It is an outwardly hostile presence with the ability to throw the world into darkness and chaos just for the sake of arbitrary balance.

(@augustus@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:52:09 id:1579243929 No. 2

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:30:51 id:1579242651 No. 1 [See All]

if any of you wiseguys try to kin anyone from kotor 2 im gonna make you pass a written exam for it and submit an application n shit

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(@triodug@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:46:52 id:1579243612 No. 5 >>6

I kin as lootra getting killed by the Exile for a focusing lens so they can get a lightsaber really early in the game.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:47:18 id:1579243638 No. 6 >>7


@triodug what about kinning as the exile getting your ass kicked by visas marr in your own damn bedroom

(@triodug@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:49:00 id:1579243740 No. 7

nah I beat her ass with a male Meetra after I figured out her blind bimbo sorcery

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:38:00 id:1579243080 No. 1 [See All]

Count Dooku is such a fucking idiot. He's not even good at things. what does even contribute? He just fucking dies. He exists to die. His life is meaningless to the film and by extension to me

(@triodug@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:39:04 id:1579243144 No. 2

all he was known for was being the mook that yoda got off his ass to fight and also the guy that trained the retarded cyborg wrong because he thought it would be funny.

(@augustus@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:44:09 id:1579243449 No. 3

lucas knew how to draw the dimes, that's why sam jackson is in it too and doesn't do anything either

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:35:51 id:1579242951 No. 1 [See All]

this fake ass gucci. broke ass motherfucker

(@triodug@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:37:03 id:1579243023 No. 2

this looks like post nut clarity coomer

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:33:37 id:1579242817 No. 1 [See All]

count dooku wore fake versace

(@triodug@shitposter.club) 17/01/20(Fri)01:36:06 id:1579242966 No. 2 >>3

count dooku lookin fresh in them sith pajamas doe

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:36:24 id:1579242984 No. 3


@triodug yeah this is definitely a fit.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:19:53 id:1579241993 No. 1 [See All]

Papa John Turn Location On

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)01:17:22 id:1579241842 No. 1 [See All]

If you or a friend of yours has ever eaten a pizza from Papa John's Pizza please email me ( rose@findpapa.com) any leads or tips you may have

(@vriska@lizards.live) 17/01/20(Fri)00:15:14 id:1579238114 No. 1 [See All]

new mail rules

(@kaikatsu@blob.cat) 17/01/20(Fri)00:17:12 id:1579238232 No. 2

All of the above

(@vriska@lizards.live) 16/01/20(Thu)18:54:46 id:1579218886 No. 1 [See All]


(@vriska@lizards.live) 16/01/20(Thu)18:55:26 id:1579218926 No. 1 [See All]


(@vriska@lizards.live) 16/01/20(Thu)13:45:39 id:1579200339 No. 1 [See All]


(@mono@shitposter.club) 16/01/20(Thu)13:48:33 id:1579200513 No. 2

love da mets

(@vriska@lizards.live) 16/01/20(Thu)12:06:14 id:1579194374 No. 1 [See All]

Bernie Sanders Based God

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)03:24:20 id:1579076660 No. 1 [See All]

https://robek.world/sports/art-artist/ repost this

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)18:37:12 id:1579131432 No. 1 [See All]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MBJ67DK reminder that my book is free for the next few days if you want it

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)18:37:58 id:1579131478 No. 1 [See All]

fuck yeah.

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(@nepfag@pl.smuglo.li) 15/01/20(Wed)18:41:08 id:1579131668 No. 10 >>11

I want to die though. It's the only way to get isekai'd.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)18:41:21 id:1579131681 No. 11 >>12


@nepfag reading this book will kill you instantly

(@nepfag@pl.smuglo.li) 15/01/20(Wed)18:41:37 id:1579131697 No. 12

10/10 book

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)13:20:57 id:1579112457 No. 1 [See All]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MBJ67DK this is my book and it's going to be free for the next few days if you want to read it.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)13:18:10 id:1579112290 No. 1 [See All]


(@phildobangnz@pl.smuglo.li) 15/01/20(Wed)13:22:23 id:1579112543 No. 2

i proud o u

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)03:41:17 id:1579077677 No. 1 [See All]

read my work

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)03:14:41 id:1579076081 No. 1 [See All]

new article by me

(@astolfo@cawfee.club) 15/01/20(Wed)03:16:13 id:1579076173 No. 2 >>3


(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)03:24:11 id:1579076651 No. 3


@astolfo https://robek.world/sports/art-artist/

(@vriska@lizards.live) 15/01/20(Wed)03:14:42 id:1579076082 No. 1 [See All]


(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:50:18 id:1579063818 No. 1 [See All]

Is this enough evidence to say that Tom Brady indirectly caused the death of Hunter S. Thompson? Maybe. Stay tuned for the chart party rip-off video I’m producing. Expect it in 2024 at the earliest.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:42:39 id:1579063359 No. 1 [See All]

It’s not every day the Culture is blessed such defining cornerstone event. the 60s had the CIA sponsored JFK assassination, the FBI sponsored Martin Luther King Jr. assassination, the moon landing, whatever Charlie Manson did to get him that sick feature on the Death Grips mixtape Exmilitary.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:49:24 id:1579063764 No. 1 [See All]

Obviously, there is not a single cultural event in the last calendar year or so that had as much of a far reaching impact on we as a society as the simple cry for action in impact font that implored to us order a Fortnite Burger from McDonald’s on August 6th. We were assured the looks on the workers faces would be epic, and so we took to the street by perhaps the two-dozens, bright eyed and hearts full of hope that we could maybe make the world just a slightly more epic or based place.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:50:16 id:1579063816 No. 1 [See All]

Football Season is Over was the title of Hunter S. Thompson’s brutally frank and pleasantly brief suicide note. I’m trying to think of what team he must of supported that under-performed that badly. After actually managing to do a bit of fact-checking for once in my career as a “journalist”, I realized that he killed himself only a few short days after Touchdown Tom Brady won his 3rd ring.

(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:43:26 id:1579063406 No. 1 [See All]

Yeah bro, I totally don’t care if you were just pretending to be stupid when you screamed REEEEE at people who barely speak English working 60 hours a week to feed their kids. Stupid on purpose on is still stupid, but I guess that never stopped Yung Lean fans (Look at all these names I’m dropping. Hip and Relevant. I might as well just re-start hipsterrunoff at this point.)

(@vriska@lizards.live) 14/01/20(Tue)23:03:13 id:1579060993 No. 1 [See All]

my book is free starting tomorrow

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