@vriska I use to really love Matt Bors; helped him kickstart a comic book. "War is Boring" was probably the last really good thing he did. All his current stuff kinda leans super-hard-left. He use to be more balanced.
very special day at the nike obama center endorsement party. couldn’t decide between the cartman from South Park and Harry Potter from Spiderman
on email with president bush about this whole gog magog situation. crazy.
just seen someone say "feral cats are a symptom of colonialism" like... shut the fuck up. please.
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@triodug holy fuck thats amazing
#VriskasMcChickenChallenge will still be hosted on trollian.space with a simulcast on lizards.live and FSE
over here on lizards.live we have every flavor of oreo even the illegal ones.
*passes note under table asking for doge oreo*
@kaikatsu *hands you an unmarked brown paper bag*
*quickly looks inside* Oh fuck yeah that's the stuff
frankly i dont care if you cancel me for saying this but diarrhea is conceptually funny
Uh oh fuckin POOOPEERS!!!
@kaikatsu hit the nail right on the head there buddy
Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
FSE caught in a time loop
shampoo doesnt expire baby
@vriska They put 'use by' numbers on the bottles, but no one even knows what that symbol means.
art should upset you. art should challenge you. art should give you violent uncontrollable diarrhea. art should make you pee your pants whilst on a date. art should wilt all the flowers in your garden. art should hack into your emails and release incriminating info about you.
A fratricidal conflict, pig vs pig
SPACE HORSE COURSE TO COURSE
You slumber... a cucumber!
@vriska of course
Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me
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stay warm. looks like it's gonna be another inside weekend
>people just dont go "keep Ogden weird " , okay.
We'll know we've arrived when we have new bumperstickers, about Compton, Detroit, Chicago...
i thought those lanes looked small and then i saw the snails lol
gonna take them 4 fucking hours to finish a turn but they vibin
when the weed hits right when avey says "if I could just leave my body for the night..." shout out to for reminding me to listen to MPP
homestuck has been garbage since April 13th 2016
my life has been garbage since February 5th 2016
@why thats the day i joined the fediverse
woah that's the day I joined the fediverse too!
my lifestyle determines my death style
middle aged balding man working IT at a corporate office voice:
The force is bad actually. The force seeks "balance" not "good". The force is the cause of all war, suffering, and hardship in the Galaxy. The Force is not some benevolent power. It is an outwardly hostile presence with the ability to throw the world into darkness and chaos just for the sake of arbitrary balance.
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
if any of you wiseguys try to kin anyone from kotor 2 im gonna make you pass a written exam for it and submit an application n shit
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I kin as lootra getting killed by the Exile for a focusing lens so they can get a lightsaber really early in the game.
@triodug what about kinning as the exile getting your ass kicked by visas marr in your own damn bedroom
nah I beat her ass with a male Meetra after I figured out her blind bimbo sorcery
Count Dooku is such a fucking idiot. He's not even good at things. what does even contribute? He just fucking dies. He exists to die. His life is meaningless to the film and by extension to me
all he was known for was being the mook that yoda got off his ass to fight and also the guy that trained the retarded cyborg wrong because he thought it would be funny.
lucas knew how to draw the dimes, that's why sam jackson is in it too and doesn't do anything either
this fake ass gucci. broke ass motherfucker
this looks like post nut clarity coomer
count dooku wore fake versace
count dooku lookin fresh in them sith pajamas doe
@triodug yeah this is definitely a fit.
Papa John Turn Location On
If you or a friend of yours has ever eaten a pizza from Papa John's Pizza please email me ( firstname.lastname@example.org) any leads or tips you may have
new mail rules
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MBJ67DK DOWNLOAD IT AGAIN! MAKE ANOTHER CCOUNT AND DOWNLOAD IT! TELL YOUR FRIENDS
LKETS GO METS BABY
Bernie Sanders Based God
https://robek.world/sports/art-artist/ repost this
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I want to die though. It's the only way to get isekai'd.
@nepfag reading this book will kill you instantly
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MBJ67DK this is my book and it's going to be free for the next few days if you want to read it.
new article by me
AWW YEAH NEW CHOACHES CORNER GET FUCKING HYPED
Is this enough evidence to say that Tom Brady indirectly caused the death of Hunter S. Thompson? Maybe. Stay tuned for the chart party rip-off video I’m producing. Expect it in 2024 at the earliest.
It’s not every day the Culture is blessed such defining cornerstone event. the 60s had the CIA sponsored JFK assassination, the FBI sponsored Martin Luther King Jr. assassination, the moon landing, whatever Charlie Manson did to get him that sick feature on the Death Grips mixtape Exmilitary.
Obviously, there is not a single cultural event in the last calendar year or so that had as much of a far reaching impact on we as a society as the simple cry for action in impact font that implored to us order a Fortnite Burger from McDonald’s on August 6th. We were assured the looks on the workers faces would be epic, and so we took to the street by perhaps the two-dozens, bright eyed and hearts full of hope that we could maybe make the world just a slightly more epic or based place.
Football Season is Over was the title of Hunter S. Thompson’s brutally frank and pleasantly brief suicide note. I’m trying to think of what team he must of supported that under-performed that badly. After actually managing to do a bit of fact-checking for once in my career as a “journalist”, I realized that he killed himself only a few short days after Touchdown Tom Brady won his 3rd ring.
Yeah bro, I totally don’t care if you were just pretending to be stupid when you screamed REEEEE at people who barely speak English working 60 hours a week to feed their kids. Stupid on purpose on is still stupid, but I guess that never stopped Yung Lean fans (Look at all these names I’m dropping. Hip and Relevant. I might as well just re-start hipsterrunoff at this point.)
my book is free starting tomorrow