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(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)15:29:45 id:1579638585 No. 1 [See All]

oh god the interior is just filled with golden enemies oh god oh fuck

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(@histoire) 21/01/20(Tue)15:44:45 id:1579639485 No. 4 >>5


>lol at ur weapon durability

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)15:47:44 id:1579639664 No. 5 >>6

major test of strength in the middle of that
>oh ok game
>I see how it is

(@histoire) 21/01/20(Tue)15:50:29 id:1579639829 No. 6


>You didn't need those weapons, right? lol

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)15:23:16 id:1579638196 No. 1 [See All]

brb assaulting ganon's castle

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)14:52:09 id:1579636329 No. 1 [See All]

tfw the way people will find out toast.cafe has more than one user is steak's shitposting lmao

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)14:38:33 id:1579635513 No. 1 [See All]

today's a pretty good day
>I found out I'll likely be able to have a working MHW once I finish with zelda
>had some more ideas re: the ini parsing thing that I would reuse the fuck out of
>new keeb arrived and I like it (just not used to low profile switches tbh)
>... but it also looks like I might be sick again

(@wolfie@pleroma.wolfie.pw) 21/01/20(Tue)14:42:45 id:1579635765 No. 2

@toast Yay! reads more Boooo :(

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)14:27:50 id:1579634870 No. 1 [See All]

>charging keeb rn

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)12:53:29 id:1579629209 No. 1 [See All]

fuck denuvo

(@nerdman@kiwifarms.cc) 21/01/20(Tue)12:54:12 id:1579629252 No. 2 >>3

>Denuvo doesn't do linux? That sucks.

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)12:55:00 id:1579629300 No. 3

denuvo loves to break wine as well
>turns out my mhw issue was just...
>denuvo being the dumbest piece of shit in existence
>(basically overloading the wine server with exceptions, trying to remove breakpoints in a loop)

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)12:39:23 id:1579628363 No. 1 [See All]

looks like it wasn't just me after all
>... but uh, what the FUCK
>anyway tkg is good and you can't convince me otherwise

(@toast@toast.cafe) 21/01/20(Tue)10:20:30 id:1579620030 No. 1 [See All]

morning fedi

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(@nerdman@kiwifarms.cc) 21/01/20(Tue)10:42:34 id:1579621354 No. 19


>Thank inventors for helping us get rid of manual labor.

(@histoire) 21/01/20(Tue)10:42:38 id:1579621358 No. 20 >>21



(@lol@qoto.org) 21/01/20(Tue)10:43:39 id:1579621419 No. 21


>Good evening, good grammar MAN

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:29:28 id:1579580968 No. 1 [See All]

boomers: "holy shit how can you live in a repurposed shipping container?"
>me: "oh, huh, nice and roomy!"

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(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:30:40 id:1579581040 No. 3 >>4

literally not a joke would be bigger than my apartment
>as long as I got all the utilities wired up properly and functioning as expected in the harsh canadian winter, I'm super down

(@newt@niu.moe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:33:20 id:1579581200 No. 4 >>5


@toast oh.. it's probably gonna be such a pain in the ass to insulate.

(@pyromage@niu.moe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:33:32 id:1579581212 No. 5


@newt oh definitely

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:11:44 id:1579579904 No. 1 [See All]

I'm not correcting that typo you can't tell me what to do

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(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)23:14:02 id:1579580042 No. 5 >>6


(@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me) 20/01/20(Mon)23:14:42 id:1579580082 No. 6


(@alyx@jpop.club) 21/01/20(Tue)00:28:17 id:1579584497 No. 7

>Technically speaking I CAN tell you what to do, I just can't force you to actually do it.

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)22:45:21 id:1579578321 No. 1 [See All]

"big instances bad, turns out, want many small instances, even technically speaking"
>I wish I wasn't tired of saying "told you so"

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(@J@anime.website) 20/01/20(Mon)23:02:58 id:1579579378 No. 7 >>8

personally think big instances are fine as long as smaller ones are still accessible. Most people abandon public and TWKN anyway so what instance you happen to be on barely matters.

(@colonelj@kiwifarms.cc) 20/01/20(Mon)23:04:18 id:1579579458 No. 8 >>9

I mainly use the Public Timeline here cause out instance is pretty small and I go to Timeline when I want to see what foreigners like Toast is up to

(@J@anime.website) 20/01/20(Mon)23:06:12 id:1579579572 No. 9

is mid sized relatively speaking. If not by quantity, then by measure of legitimate posts over bots or rando cuteposting or things like that. Most instances don't have enough going on in Public Timeline for it to be relevant.

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)22:22:13 id:1579576933 No. 1 [See All]

if the complaint is "we hate blue-armor swordsmen"
>what if they include claude?
>no blue armor? check, he's in yellow
>not a swordsman? check, he's an archer

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)22:15:01 id:1579576501 No. 1 [See All]

If the next smash doesnt do the include everyone gimmick, and they only picked one fe character, it should be someone from 3H. Its the most popular and relevant title in the series.

(@ngp@mastodon.sdf.org) 20/01/20(Mon)22:22:48 id:1579576968 No. 2 >>3

@toast Awakening revived the series, I'd be surprised if they dropped the characters from that one. And I'd be sad if they dropped Lucina :(

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)22:23:15 id:1579576995 No. 3

this is a newborn copypasta fyi
>I don't actually care about smash at all

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)20:49:29 id:1579571369 No. 1 [See All]

PSA, new jojo alt: lol@qoto.org
>just got home, so it took a bit
>as per usual, deactivated on toast.cafe, recommend doing the same
>that is all

(@lottev@veenus.art) 21/01/20(Tue)03:08:37 id:1579594117 No. 2

oh so that's indeed him huh
>i already had a suspicion but i guess it's confirmed now

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)19:27:56 id:1579566476 No. 1 [See All]

A config parser library in go
>Except it has an interface similar to the flag parser
>So you bind all the hard, give them categories and names, and then call .Parse against a file
>Can repeat multiple times against multiple files
>Maybe it could also initialize the flag parsing (as long as there are no conflicts, ignore "sections") and run that on ParseFlags
>Honestly I might just make that

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)19:29:06 id:1579566546 No. 2

... I'd actually use this if it existed
>So maybe I SHOULD make it

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)18:48:08 id:1579564088 No. 1 [See All]

once upon a time I dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither
>I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was myself
>soon I awakened, veritably myself again
>now I do not know if I was then a being dreaming of happiness
>or if I am now a butterfly dreaming of greater awareness

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)17:45:18 id:1579560318 No. 1 [See All]

I have just been reminded of k3os
>L U L

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)15:57:25 id:1579553845 No. 1 [See All]

tftp is the dumbest protocol to have ever existed

(@steph@mas.to) 20/01/20(Mon)16:00:35 id:1579554035 No. 2 >>3

@toast What about a public TFTP server?

I have a 2$ VPS now you can't stop me

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)16:02:01 id:1579554121 No. 3

I don't care about the ways in which you hurt yourself
>I'm just telling you there's no reason to mutilate yourself
>tftp is all the bad parts of ftp without any of the good parts

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)12:39:45 id:1579541985 No. 1 [See All]

PSA, new jojo alt: Emperor_Xingi24guy@gab.com
>As per usual, it is deactivated on toast.cafe and I recommend other instance admins do the same.
>That is all.

(@lottev@veenus.art) 20/01/20(Mon)12:44:19 id:1579542259 No. 2 >>3 >>4

man why does he keep making gab accounts lol

(@toast@toast.cafe) 20/01/20(Mon)12:44:55 id:1579542295 No. 3

maybe he hasn't realized gab is against porn in general (let alone ...) yet

(@Awoo@blob.cat) 20/01/20(Mon)12:54:15 id:1579542855 No. 4


>I'm pretty sure the Gab admins don't really know about him. So he'll escape notice a lot longer than on most other instances. That is until he posts porn.

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)23:12:42 id:1579493562 No. 1 [See All]

nite fedi

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)16:00:21 id:1579467621 No. 1 [See All]

let's go genocide the local bokogoblin population

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)13:04:05 id:1579457045 No. 1 [See All]

tfw you have to stop dragon farming cuz they all refuse to spawn

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)12:29:20 id:1579454960 No. 1 [See All]

new blog post idea
>date-based versioning (e.g 2020.01) considered harmful

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(@trickster@mastodon.technology) 19/01/20(Sun)12:52:35 id:1579456355 No. 7 >>8


@toast couner chain: big mouth billy bass

(@mdszy@mastodon.technology) 19/01/20(Sun)12:53:56 id:1579456436 No. 8 >>9


@trickster big bass wheel

(@trickster@mastodon.technology) 19/01/20(Sun)12:54:42 id:1579456482 No. 9


@mdszy thassa big wheel :0

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)12:02:35 id:1579453355 No. 1 [See All]

dragon farming be like
>"it flew off into the mountain range"

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)11:34:52 id:1579451692 No. 1 [See All]

whenever you need more arrows
>just do the Zora run
>start at the Soh Kofi Shrine, and just make your way (normally!) to Zora's Zomain
>the lizalfos there are VERY likely to drop arrows
>I usually average +110 or so arrows, even when using them on the way

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)11:09:00 id:1579450140 No. 1 [See All]

ice dragoon saved

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)10:41:12 id:1579448472 No. 1 [See All]

alright, I think today I'm gonna free the ice dragon and do some dragon farming
>I still need so many rupees lmao

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(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)10:49:51 id:1579448991 No. 7 >>8 >>9

I'm getting all the seeds
>fear me.

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)10:50:15 id:1579449015 No. 8

on master mode and pro hud too

(@isi@princess.cat) 19/01/20(Sun)10:51:13 id:1579449073 No. 9

*truelly fears*

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)09:27:45 id:1579444065 No. 1 [See All]

morning fedi

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(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)09:31:39 id:1579444299 No. 5 >>6

sleep bad but that's normal tbh

(@mizuki@fedi.absturztau.be) 19/01/20(Sun)09:33:31 id:1579444411 No. 6 >>7

Poor Tost. I hope that you'll get better soon

(@toast@toast.cafe) 19/01/20(Sun)09:36:17 id:1579444577 No. 7


(@toast@toast.cafe) 18/01/20(Sat)23:26:17 id:1579407977 No. 1 [See All]

boop the snoot

(@fluffy@freespeechextremist.com) 18/01/20(Sat)23:27:41 id:1579408061 No. 2


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