don't mind me...just going through the cast of the LOTR show imagining which one would be Tom Bombadil
@Nikolai_Kingsley unfortunately, not in the cast list...guy who played Benjen Stark is the only one I recognize
tfw you eat a peach but don't end up in some weird masqerade ball held in a giant bubble
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@Nikolai_Kingsley ohhhh wow - such trolls were they - funny, I was watching some clips of Come and See yesterday
@Nikolai_Kingsley which is *not* funny at all, come to think of it 🤯
just been listening to some old TISM albums, and i think The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner, from "www.tism.wanker.com" is one of the best.
You say you've got a Ph.D
Well good for you, my son
How smart d'you fucking need to be
To work out that drugs are fun?
Penguins in the art museum
Nope... not gonna ruminate on the opinion that my spaghetti apparently sucks
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Right...just feeling a bit down to begin with and it hit a nerve
consider this: none of the emperors of Rome ever got to eat spaghetti.
they also never saw an episode of "Rick and Morty", so that probably makes us even.
Those lucky bastards
last my temperature was taken I was at 95.7...I may truly be a ghola
> I may truly be a ghola
*pokes you with a stick until you remember your past lives*
@Nikolai_Kingsley I think I might've been killed by bees in one...
We gonna rock down to...well nevermind then
Heironymus Bosch action figures
and after that...here's a palate cleanser
The fact that my joints crackle like a glowsticks but refuse to actually glow frustrates me
The opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll
Paranormal Activity 6: Coraline
@georgia the 6th paranormal activity's pretty tame btw...rather boring beyond the Coraline like portal in the wall...and neither halfling has had any problems watching actual Coraline...both have referred to it as "Cat movie" 😂
@georgia heard Ash Gaiman used to refer to it as "Mew" if he doesn't still 😂
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
― Charles Addams
Are we power rangers or are we dancer?
🎶 here's your chance, do your dance
My retirement plan is to have owls carry me away to their haven...
this cat is a turkey...gobble gobble gobble
that cat does not look amused
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament all up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
Mercury in reverse cowgirl again
the cat of the Great Pumpkin
a rendition of what a baby T-Rex might look like
thems too cutes
Geckos in hats? Geckos in hats