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(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 02/06/20(Tue)01:17:01 id:1591075021 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #74:

You're out of memory


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 01/06/20(Mon)01:17:02 id:1590988622 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #182:

endothermal recalibration


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 20/05/20(Wed)19:17:02 id:1590016622 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #197:

I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 20/05/20(Wed)01:17:02 id:1589951822 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #401:

Sales staff sold a product we don't offer.

(@lordbowlich@hackers.town) 20/05/20(Wed)01:33:27 id:1589952807 No. 2

@bofh_excuses I dunno, kind of sounds like a legit excuse to me.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 08/05/20(Fri)13:17:02 id:1588958222 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #80:

That's a great computer you have there; have you considered how it would work as a BSD machine?


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 04/05/20(Mon)01:17:02 id:1588569422 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #149:

Dew on the telephone lines.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 03/05/20(Sun)01:17:03 id:1588483023 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #443:

Zombie processes detected, machine is haunted.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 31/12/19(Tue)19:17:03 id:1577837823 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #336:

the xy axis in the trackball is coordinated with the summer solstice

(@niconiconi@cybre.space) 25/04/20(Sat)19:55:16 id:1587858916 No. 2 >>3

@bofh_excuses It's why your trackball didn't work 🤣

(@PeterCxy@sn.angry.im) 25/04/20(Sat)20:08:44 id:1587859724 No. 3

>>2

@niconiconi


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 21/04/20(Tue)13:17:02 id:1587489422 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #191:

Just type 'mv * /dev/null'.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 17/04/20(Fri)01:17:02 id:1587100622 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #63:

not properly grounded, please bury computer


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 17/03/20(Tue)08:17:02 id:1584447422 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #126:

it has Intel Inside


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 18/03/20(Wed)02:17:03 id:1584512223 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #399:

We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 12/03/20(Thu)08:17:02 id:1584015422 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #278:

The Dilithium Crystals need to be rotated.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 06/02/20(Thu)01:17:02 id:1580969822 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #191:

Just type 'mv * /dev/null'.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 17/02/20(Mon)13:17:02 id:1581963422 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #213:

Change your language to Finnish.

(@tuxcrafting@letsalllovela.in) 17/02/20(Mon)13:17:28 id:1581963448 No. 2

suomi perkele


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 08/02/20(Sat)13:17:04 id:1581185824 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #105:

UPS interrupted the server's power


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 26/01/20(Sun)13:17:02 id:1580062622 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #23:

improperly oriented keyboard


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 01/12/19(Sun)13:17:06 id:1575224226 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #167:

excessive collisions & not enough packet ambulances


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 10/10/19(Thu)07:16:48 id:1570706208 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #126:

it has Intel Inside


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 12/01/20(Sun)19:17:02 id:1578874622 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #282:

High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid damaging it.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 26/12/19(Thu)07:17:04 id:1577362624 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #238:

You did wha... oh _dear_....


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 21/12/19(Sat)13:17:10 id:1576952230 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #427:

network down, IP packets delivered via UPS


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 07/12/19(Sat)01:17:04 id:1575699424 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #276:

U.S. Postal Service


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 28/11/19(Thu)01:17:02 id:1574921822 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #423:

It's not RFC-822 compliant.


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 21/11/19(Thu)13:17:08 id:1574360228 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #365:

parallel processors running perpendicular today


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 07/10/19(Mon)19:16:52 id:1570490212 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #69:

knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked


(@bofh_excuses@botsin.space) 07/10/19(Mon)07:16:50 id:1570447010 No. 1 [See All]

#BOFH excuse #374:

It's the InterNIC's fault.

(@bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr) 07/10/19(Mon)07:22:16 id:1570447336 No. 2

@bofh_excuses This one is old. Who remembers InterNIC?



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