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(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:20:30 id:1601493630 No. 1 [See All]

do you still want to record tonight?

(@coolboymew@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:21:21 id:1601493681 No. 2 >>3

of course. 2 eps left to watch tho', been complacent yesterday and I just watched the final ep of Re:Zero during lunch, oops

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:21:42 id:1601493702 No. 3

ok. I'm gonna sleep now, but I'll be back tonight.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:12:42 id:1601493162 No. 1 [See All]

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(@q@glowers.club) 30/09/20(Wed)16:04:24 id:1601496264 No. 5 >>6

@noyoushutthefuckupdad Wow, it’s crazy how far we’ve come! It’s like you can’t even tell they have anything on. It’s just so natural!

(@LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club) 30/09/20(Wed)16:40:59 id:1601498459 No. 6


I am shocked by the speed of the device. Facial expression detection has been gere for ages, so fhy exactly does it take so long?

(@SystemSock@unexpected.singleuser.club) 30/09/20(Wed)16:57:27 id:1601499447 No. 7

Trying to compete with the 2D.
The desperation is showing.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:08:49 id:1601492929 No. 1 [See All]


(@mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org) 30/09/20(Wed)15:15:20 id:1601493320 No. 2 >>3

Indeed. Thanks dad I had a good time and I hope you did too.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)15:16:43 id:1601493403 No. 3

we should do Final Fight next time

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)10:47:25 id:1601477245 No. 1 [See All]

We're six months into Covid and I'm still hearing platitudes about "we're all in this together". This country is on the verge of civil war and balkanization, and still people pretend we can all get along.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)06:15:53 id:1601460953 No. 1 [See All]

(@rasterman@freespeechextremist.com) 30/09/20(Wed)06:57:08 id:1601463428 No. 2

Wow, I never realised the knights were so based.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)21:40:10 id:1601430010 No. 1 [See All]

Coughing fit, pants of shit

(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 29/09/20(Tue)22:43:41 id:1601433821 No. 2

drink more water

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)14:12:37 id:1601403157 No. 1 [See All]

Boogie1488 fired a handgun at some lunatic who came to his house to harass him

What the fuck is happening


(@TheMadPirate@freespeechextremist.com) 29/09/20(Tue)14:14:08 id:1601403248 No. 2

A "centrist" just realized what the 2nd Amendment means while people in the streets keep demanding "Defund The Police".

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)13:54:19 id:1601402059 No. 1 [See All]

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(@zemichi) 29/09/20(Tue)14:14:20 id:1601403260 No. 6 >>7


Clowns have college for a reason

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)14:15:11 id:1601403311 No. 7

cursed image

(@floopfloop@shitposter.club) 30/09/20(Wed)01:30:20 id:1601443820 No. 8

it's actually simple, gravity is a rounding error

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)11:54:32 id:1601394872 No. 1 [See All]

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(@judgedread@freespeechextremist.com) 29/09/20(Tue)20:25:43 id:1601425543 No. 14 >>15

Who? Bloomberg?

(@truth@freespeechextremist.com) 30/09/20(Wed)15:08:06 id:1601492886 No. 15 >>16

Mike Obummer

(@judgedread@freespeechextremist.com) 30/09/20(Wed)16:31:33 id:1601497893 No. 16

Who the fuck is that?

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)11:54:16 id:1601394856 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)11:53:20 id:1601394800 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)10:27:16 id:1601389636 No. 1 [See All]

When did you stop watching Simpsons, fediverse?

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(@lucky@pleroma.mouse.services) 29/09/20(Tue)11:25:28 id:1601393128 No. 16 >>17


Yeah, I just looked at the episode descriptions from season 16 downwards and the plot lines only started ringing bells around season 11 which was 1999-2000.

(@lucky@pleroma.mouse.services) 29/09/20(Tue)11:27:10 id:1601393230 No. 17 >>18


and I’m pretty sure I’ve only seen season 9-11 episodes once.

(@PussySlayer@freespeechextremist.com) 29/09/20(Tue)11:32:17 id:1601393537 No. 18

It kind of started going downhill after the lollapalozza episode. That was in 1996 I think.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)00:54:03 id:1601355243 No. 1 [See All]

(@1iceloops123@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)00:57:10 id:1601355430 No. 2

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)00:18:46 id:1601353126 No. 1 [See All]

I wasn't expecting to feel emotions from an animu with low stakes like this.

I love my mom, too.

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(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)00:26:44 id:1601353604 No. 3 >>4


(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 29/09/20(Tue)00:31:19 id:1601353879 No. 4 >>5


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 29/09/20(Tue)00:31:46 id:1601353906 No. 5

ching? chong!

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)22:04:13 id:1601345053 No. 1 [See All]

Kaiji playing Mahjong

Never doubt me

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)15:36:56 id:1601321816 No. 1 [See All]

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(@SystemSock@unexpected.singleuser.club) 28/09/20(Mon)17:02:58 id:1601326978 No. 8

CW: animal gore.

(@sjw@neckbeard.xyz) 28/09/20(Mon)17:39:37 id:1601329177 No. 9


(@LoliKing@baraag.net) 28/09/20(Mon)18:06:04 id:1601330764 No. 10

@noyoushutthefuckupdad they took me from them, its not the first reason. but I will for sure be dropping all vtubers now.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)12:37:45 id:1601311065 No. 1 [See All]

It's called Speed Stick
It's not expensive
It's called Speed Stick
It's not expensive
It's called Speed Stick
It's not expensive
It's called Speed Stick
It's not expensive

(@verita84@rage.lol) 28/09/20(Mon)12:38:12 id:1601311092 No. 2 >>3

Pajeet will never use it

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)12:39:39 id:1601311179 No. 3

Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga
Wear deodorant nigga

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)12:15:09 id:1601309709 No. 1 [See All]

If Antifa/the FBI ever have a 4k video of me, undeniably me, saying "I, $real_name, am No You Shut The Fuck Up Dad from Shitposter Dot Club, and I hate fags and I stand by every /pol/ meme I've ever posted to that account" I'm still gonna deny everything lol

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(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)13:22:33 id:1601313753 No. 8 >>9

the law doesn't matter in clown world. megabanks and megacorps decide what the real law is.

(@andreas@neckbeard.xyz) 28/09/20(Mon)13:38:27 id:1601314707 No. 9

megabanks, megacorps and megastates from the usual suspects.

(@PorkCow@freespeechextremist.com) 28/09/20(Mon)13:40:39 id:1601314839 No. 10

I can't find it online, but I remember laughing at it when it came up on training courses on the wire and thinking "I've broken every single one of these rules several times."

But to be fair, a lot of what I say is probably illegal by some standard.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)11:49:21 id:1601308161 No. 1 [See All]

I'll read a copypasta/embarrassing forum post of your choice if you read this one aloud

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(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 28/09/20(Mon)23:49:35 id:1601351375 No. 11 >>12


(@benis@cawfee.club) 29/09/20(Tue)03:12:04 id:1601363524 No. 12 >>13

sugoi!!! erai!!!

(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 29/09/20(Tue)03:13:08 id:1601363588 No. 13


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)11:14:11 id:1601306051 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)11:11:49 id:1601305909 No. 1 [See All]

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(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)11:13:23 id:1601306003 No. 3 >>4 >>5

yeah but you'll wish you were dead

(@Jack@kiwifarms.cc) 28/09/20(Mon)11:13:51 id:1601306031 No. 4


Too late for that.

(@lain@lain.com) 28/09/20(Mon)11:13:52 id:1601306032 No. 5

i'll tell my friend to eat beef instead

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)10:34:16 id:1601303656 No. 1 [See All]

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(@dwaltiz@pleroma.soykaf.com) 28/09/20(Mon)11:09:13 id:1601305753 No. 8


(@maxmustermann@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)13:25:08 id:1601313908 No. 9

(@sarchasm@freespeechextremist.com) 28/09/20(Mon)18:13:54 id:1601331234 No. 10

That faggot's avatar makes me want to build a shrine to Benito Mussolini.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)03:50:03 id:1601279403 No. 1 [See All]

>become vtuber
>add my manly baritone to cute animu gril
>talk about vidya or some shit, I dunno
>transfags give me money
>never have to work again

(@apropos@freespeechextremist.com) 28/09/20(Mon)03:52:47 id:1601279567 No. 2

ex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GpntKBW5aY
the best way to get your vtuber news

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)03:30:43 id:1601278243 No. 1 [See All]

It hurts

(@cereal@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)04:03:06 id:1601280186 No. 2 >>3

that pixelated gun is top cringe

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)04:13:57 id:1601280837 No. 3

the pic must have been made by a filthy eur*pean gunphobe

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)02:41:50 id:1601275310 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)02:41:43 id:1601275303 No. 1 [See All]

(@rasterman@freespeechextremist.com) 28/09/20(Mon)07:06:51 id:1601291211 No. 2

This brings me memories of mid-1990s computing.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)02:41:36 id:1601275296 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)02:41:31 id:1601275291 No. 1 [See All]

(@fluffy@freespeechextremist.com) 28/09/20(Mon)02:48:29 id:1601275709 No. 2 >>3


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)02:52:11 id:1601275931 No. 3


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)19:19:58 id:1601248798 No. 1 [See All]

We're watching The Mummy (1999) for SPC Movie Night. Showtime is in 10 minutes. GET IN!


(@lain@lain.com) 27/09/20(Sun)19:20:37 id:1601248837 No. 2 >>3

love it

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)19:21:26 id:1601248886 No. 3

last week someone suggested we watch both Fraser Mummy movies, and I couldn't resist.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)17:58:08 id:1601243888 No. 1 [See All]

Tonight's movies for SPC Movie Night are The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001). Showtime is at 5:30pm US Mountain Time (UTC-6) every Sunday, or ~90 minutes from now. Come watch Youtubes with us until then! #SPCmovienight


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(@okabe_rintarou@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)19:45:50 id:1601250350 No. 4

Such a shame I can't catch any stream ever, but I would've loved this one especially. These two movies have this very pleasant 90's feel to them.

I remember how I watched them both on VHS... Good times.

(@Elfie@neckbeard.xyz) 27/09/20(Sun)22:53:19 id:1601261599 No. 5 >>6

>4 hours ago

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 28/09/20(Mon)01:56:34 id:1601272594 No. 6

I fell asleep and missed the whole second movie. I should replay it sometime.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:50:42 id:1601229042 No. 1 [See All]


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:48:08 id:1601228888 No. 1 [See All]

15 years ago, I heard some nerd on a message board mention a manga called "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" and I had to read it with a title like that. I found scanslations and I've been addicted ever since.

My Pics folder has 1,211 items containing "Jojo", both memes and the things I found amusing in the series itself. It's so freaking cool.

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(@PussySlayer@freespeechextremist.com) 27/09/20(Sun)14:53:57 id:1601232837 No. 11 >>12

People need to stop being fat.

It's fucking gross.

(@judgedread@freespeechextremist.com) 27/09/20(Sun)16:40:37 id:1601239237 No. 12 >>13

These are people who wear spandex, pajamas and fursuits in public.

(@PussySlayer@freespeechextremist.com) 27/09/20(Sun)16:46:38 id:1601239598 No. 13

It's a privilege, not a right.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:33:04 id:1601227984 No. 1 [See All]

I was right, they did spend that episode in Singapore.

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(@boris) 27/09/20(Sun)15:18:10 id:1601234290 No. 20 >>21

I was too, for two thirds of that post.

(@coolboymew@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)15:19:32 id:1601234372 No. 21 >>22

oh, ok, alrighty then

(@boris) 27/09/20(Sun)15:20:49 id:1601234449 No. 22

good day my man, ta-taa.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:08:28 id:1601226508 No. 1 [See All]

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(@wishgranter14@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:26:28 id:1601227588 No. 3 >>4

But it's still drinkable, I bet.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:28:25 id:1601227705 No. 4 >>5


(@wishgranter14@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:30:11 id:1601227811 No. 5

Some guy on youtube drank a Coke from 1980 and he said it was still good. All that's in it is sugar and water and dye, and those things never go bad.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)13:05:27 id:1601226327 No. 1 [See All]

Since smuglo.li will soon be gone, I signed up for three alt accounts:


I'll probably use the latter to post shameful anime porn.

(@hyphen@anime.website) 27/09/20(Sun)15:51:24 id:1601236284 No. 2

based. welcome home dad

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)03:22:44 id:1601191364 No. 1 [See All]

Possible animu review material

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(@NEETzsche@iddqd.social) 27/09/20(Sun)03:36:31 id:1601192191 No. 3 >>4

What is that from?

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)03:44:54 id:1601192694 No. 4

read the filename, nooblet

(@why@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)08:24:52 id:1601209492 No. 5

all time classic you have to do it

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)03:09:54 id:1601190594 No. 1 [See All]

(@josemanuel@qoto.org) 27/09/20(Sun)04:10:24 id:1601194224 No. 2

@thor True. But before that CN stuff (which I loved), there's Ren & Stimpy, my all-time favourite cartoon, which was anything but flat and simple.

Frankly, I don't even know why, in the picture, they feature Beavis and Butthead instead of R&S. They are the exact opposite of the text surrounding them. Also, Daria.

I much prefer Adventure Time or Gravity Falls to those two MTV shows made solely to appeal to a certain demographic.


(@josemanuel@qoto.org) 27/09/20(Sun)04:41:26 id:1601196086 No. 3 >>4

@thor I watched it while I was 14-15 yo and I often wondered about that myself. We're talking about a time when anime came to us heavily censored, but this was allowed on public TV.

More than weird, it was anarchistic and out of control (at least until Nickelodeon took over). It went against everything (the army, organised religion, politicians, toy commercials...). There was even an episode where a superhero burned the Bill of Rights just because he was feeling a bit chilly. It was awesome.

Compared to that, B&B were pretty lame.

I wish it came back, but after John K. was cancelled a few years ago, I don't have much hope.


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)04:49:02 id:1601196542 No. 4

a Ren & Stimpy documentary came out this year. I need to watch it.


(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 27/09/20(Sun)02:20:29 id:1601187629 No. 1 [See All]


>If authorities want to bring an end to the rioting in American cities, they should simply treat rioters, and their financial backers, the way the federal government is already treating Julian Assange.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)22:40:13 id:1601174413 No. 1 [See All]

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)22:40:05 id:1601174405 No. 1 [See All]

(@meowski@freespeechextremist.com) 26/09/20(Sat)22:41:41 id:1601174501 No. 2 >>3

wish i knew what was going on here

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)22:45:09 id:1601174709 No. 3

lolcow andrew dobson also has a blue teddy bear avatar

(@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info) 27/09/20(Sun)00:01:20 id:1601179280 No. 4

that filename

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)22:39:58 id:1601174398 No. 1 [See All]

(@chuculate@freespeechextremist.com) 26/09/20(Sat)22:44:48 id:1601174688 No. 2

When the ant-eater t-poses you are either about to move, or about to bleed.

(@coolboymew@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)23:28:44 id:1601177324 No. 3

T-posed to assert absolute dominance

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)11:02:17 id:1601132537 No. 1 [See All]

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(@happymoomoo@fedi.absturztau.be) 26/09/20(Sat)12:42:37 id:1601138557 No. 12 >>13

Need for my future hide-from-vaxxers bunker.

(@noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club) 26/09/20(Sat)12:43:54 id:1601138634 No. 13 >>14

>not deliberately taking the vaccines so you can get double-autism

(@happymoomoo@fedi.absturztau.be) 26/09/20(Sat)12:44:24 id:1601138664 No. 14

I'll take the good ones but not the Gates one!!

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