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(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 02/06/20(Tue)06:03:40 id:1591092220 No. 1 [See All]

Yay! my copy of "Hare Cornelius Cafeteria" arrived!

... it's in Danish. well, that'll give me something to do for the next few weeks.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 01/06/20(Mon)13:31:50 id:1591032710 No. 1 [See All]

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 31/05/20(Sun)17:24:01 id:1590960241 No. 1 [See All]

Chicken of the Month, June 2020

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 31/05/20(Sun)17:20:38 id:1590960038 No. 1 [See All]

okay, i know Alfred Jarry's work was elliptical, but good god, youtube autotranslate subtitles, get your act together.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 31/05/20(Sun)15:20:29 id:1590952829 No. 1 [See All]


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 31/05/20(Sun)14:42:21 id:1590950541 No. 1 [See All]



(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 31/05/20(Sun)13:28:44 id:1590946124 No. 1 [See All]


(if any cops weren't bastards before this, they pretty much have to be, now)

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 30/05/20(Sat)23:39:43 id:1590896383 No. 1 [See All]

> naughty

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 30/05/20(Sat)10:22:05 id:1590848525 No. 1 [See All]


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 29/05/20(Fri)04:35:21 id:1590741321 No. 1 [See All]

"If I ever meet God, I am going to RAM HIS TEDDY BEAR DOWN HIS FUCKING THROAT."
- Angus McKie, "So Beautiful and So Dangerous"

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 28/05/20(Thu)23:07:59 id:1590721679 No. 1 [See All]


"Eyelash" proof has arrived! reading now. classy Latinate introduction by Rev. Stang...

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..."

wait a minute

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 28/05/20(Thu)22:12:56 id:1590718376 No. 1 [See All]

still flashing back on that dream this morning where i fell about a thousand blocks into a minecraft map and there was a Zerg Sunken Colony at bedrock. it was friendly, and i was hugging one of the tentacles and feeding it choc-coated icecream.

(@rvnegt@dobbs.town) 28/05/20(Thu)22:25:41 id:1590719141 No. 2

My concern would be that I'm dreaming about it, regardless of the specifics.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 28/05/20(Thu)04:32:42 id:1590654762 No. 1 [See All]

"So many questions..." - Zappa

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 27/05/20(Wed)03:13:47 id:1590563627 No. 1 [See All]

matt blatt
favored ADAT
his wife was into midi
between the two and their sick beats
the audience got giddy

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 27/05/20(Wed)00:28:35 id:1590553715 No. 1 [See All]


if this superbly muscled specimen was gay, would that make him a Gong Fay?


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 26/05/20(Tue)09:37:44 id:1590500264 No. 1 [See All]

if i can get this to loop, it'll be neat.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 26/05/20(Tue)01:24:38 id:1590470678 No. 1 [See All]



(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 25/05/20(Mon)00:19:05 id:1590380345 No. 1 [See All]

i never was ready.

(@urology@hellsite.site) 25/05/20(Mon)00:53:35 id:1590382415 No. 2 >>3

What game?

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 25/05/20(Mon)01:42:12 id:1590385332 No. 3 >>4



unreal tournament (1999)

(@urology@hellsite.site) 25/05/20(Mon)02:04:26 id:1590386666 No. 4


Ah, I thought those vials looked familiar. I really enjoyed those first two Unreal games.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)20:28:24 id:1590366504 No. 1 [See All]

had a bowl of rice with soy sauce and black pepper for breakfast

i'm not apologising

(@smonff@cybre.space) 29/05/20(Fri)06:57:27 id:1590749847 No. 2

@Nikolai_Kingsley I eat garlic for breakfast on a daily basis. And onion too.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 01/06/20(Mon)06:07:51 id:1591006071 No. 3


it was! i am trying not to be paranoid about it being mostly carbs.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)20:25:11 id:1590366311 No. 1 [See All]

"Dear Moby

Having read your liner notes, I now violently oppose pain, death, famine, disease, slaughter, war, youth suicide, pollution, hitting your finger with the hammer, parking in disabled car parks, the industrial military complex, the death of innocent third world people, especially the children

By the way, I'd like to thank Mohammed and the Dalai Lama, safari suits and stating the fucking obvious." - TISM


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)19:38:35 id:1590363515 No. 1 [See All]

someone on 4chan's /wsr/ was asking for a picture of a single oat.

i've had this stuck in my head ever since:


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)18:43:10 id:1590360190 No. 1 [See All]


thought this might resonate with you:


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)20:37:53 id:1590367073 No. 2


also, http://www.john-shirley.com/blog/?p=4442

who decided to cut that?

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)10:13:23 id:1590329603 No. 1 [See All]

mfw someone drags twitter drama onto mastodon in the hopes we'll side with them against the evils of the world

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)10:03:54 id:1590329034 No. 1 [See All]

laxative microdoses

(@Shitlord@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)13:31:47 id:1590341507 No. 2

@Nikolai_Kingsley might just work

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)07:56:31 id:1590321391 No. 1 [See All]

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)06:47:13 id:1590317233 No. 1 [See All]

TISM predicted this.

All of us must face the day
(No we don't)
When our ideals have flown away
Just give in to our dismay
(No I won't)
Watch Ray Martin not Mary K.
Time has been in our youth
(No it hasn't)
We sought accuracy and truth
(No we didn't)
Scoffed the commercial news
Satirised Hinch and all his views
But oh how does time unnerve us
(no it doesn't)
The Special Broacasting Service
(No it doesn't)
Doesn't seem worth the hassle
(Yes it does)


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)18:38:58 id:1590359938 No. 2 >>3


*broad Australian accent* awwe MAYTE! This Is Serious Mum began as a garage band in Melbourne. a lot of the members were Secondary school teachers, and a lot of their early songs had a particularly jaundiced view of teenagers.

Some time in the next ten thousand years
A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of man
I'm planning on it coming before
My end of year exams
- Greg! The Stop Sign!

they used to wear balaclavas on stage to protect their identities and their day jobs.

(@space_cadet@aus.social) 24/05/20(Sun)19:56:18 id:1590364578 No. 3


I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix!!!

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 24/05/20(Sun)04:34:23 id:1590309263 No. 1 [See All]

i was listening to TISM's song "Jung Talent Time", which is mostly a list of celebrities that, it is implied, TISM believe had overstayed their welcome in the spotlight (and of course they included themselves in this list).

at one point they mentioned Klaatu. when the hell did they ever get overexposed? i didn't even learn they existed until about fifteen years after their first album.


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)23:17:46 id:1590203866 No. 1 [See All]

あなたはあなたが本当に考えていることを知るためにお金を払うでしょう !!!

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)22:46:22 id:1590201982 No. 1 [See All]

Shriekback | Sway


(@mike@social.chinwag.org) 23/05/20(Sat)01:25:35 id:1590211535 No. 2 >>3

@Nikolai_Kingsley I had completely forgotten that Shriekback existed until this moment.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 23/05/20(Sat)02:25:19 id:1590215119 No. 3




(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)03:48:31 id:1590133711 No. 1 [See All]

*clicks on Blackplayer's "Scan for Music" button because it refuses to display more than three tracks from ELO's "Eldorado" when i try to add them to a playlist*


i'd better plug it in. the battery will only last four days.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)04:58:55 id:1590137935 No. 2

well, that was pointless. Blackplayer seems to have a blind spot when it comes to early ELO.

i used XMplayer on my pc to create a .m3u playlist and then imported that. kind of hairy, but it works.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)01:20:38 id:1590124838 No. 1 [See All]

Panda Ant.

Panda Ant, Panda Ant, Panda Ant, Panda Ant.

Panda Ant.

(@justjohn@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)02:43:22 id:1590129802 No. 2

Does whatever a panda can't.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 22/05/20(Fri)00:28:50 id:1590121730 No. 1 [See All]

Voyager 2: launched August 20, 1977

Voyager 1: launched September 5, 1977

(@cefiar@social.chinwag.org) 22/05/20(Fri)00:37:01 id:1590122221 No. 2

@Nikolai_Kingsley Yup. Voyager 1 missed the first launch window due to bad weather. FWIW: That video of James Burke with the long monologue to camera ending in the launch of a rocket was launching Voyager 2, which meant that if he stuffed it up, there was another launch ~2 weeks later they had as a backup.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 21/05/20(Thu)11:05:29 id:1590073529 No. 1 [See All]

context: the brothel reviewers ask for free tickets to a demon brothel from the demons' political publicist.

(Ishuzoku Reviewers episode 2)

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 21/05/20(Thu)06:22:10 id:1590056530 No. 1 [See All]


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 20/05/20(Wed)23:26:04 id:1590031564 No. 1 [See All]

buy DVD
plug in usb DVD drive
try to rip it with handbrake
"Can't do this, possibly because of protection"

play in MPC, works okay

try to rip it with handbrake again
it's working

(@Shitlord@dobbs.town) 21/05/20(Thu)01:21:50 id:1590038510 No. 2

@Nikolai_Kingsley the good troop has been dispatched.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 20/05/20(Wed)07:35:10 id:1589974510 No. 1 [See All]

i have no joke here, i just like saying "lebkuchen"

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 20/05/20(Wed)04:25:21 id:1589963121 No. 1 [See All]

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)07:28:34 id:1589887714 No. 1 [See All]

Midnight Oil peaked at this point


try to change my mind

(@futzle@mastodon.social) 19/05/20(Tue)08:09:45 id:1589890185 No. 2 >>3

@Nikolai_Kingsley Is that before or after Wedding Cake Island?

I guess it doesn’t matter, either way I’m saying I disagree.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)08:52:16 id:1589892736 No. 3



just before, i think

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)03:07:59 id:1589872079 No. 1 [See All]

i wonder how often Matt Howarth checks his gmail account.

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(@onan@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)05:48:29 id:1589881709 No. 4 >>5


@Nikolai_Kingsley “Hi, I wrote poorly of your site several times this past year. Big fan. I’m not willing to buy even a $3 comic from you. Answer me!” Something along those lines?

It turns out commercial artists do, in fact, hope to sell their work. The purchase of an item is not a fantastic weird bolt from space that send them into ethical fits.

Maybe someone did you a solid of great value recently and you have some slack to share forward.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)06:24:02 id:1589883842 No. 5 >>6



we've exchanged letters before. in the distant past, when there was some kind of difficulty in buying records from the Canadian label Nettwork, i would buy Skinny Puppy albums in Melbourne and trade them for Mr Howarth's more obscure self-published works, like "Konny and Czu". wow, that was an eternity ago.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 19/05/20(Tue)06:24:34 id:1589883874 No. 6



but, yeah, i totally should.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 18/05/20(Mon)22:56:19 id:1589856979 No. 1 [See All]

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 18/05/20(Mon)09:25:15 id:1589808315 No. 1 [See All]

a public service announcement from Foamy the Squirrel.


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 18/05/20(Mon)08:21:12 id:1589804472 No. 1 [See All]

Dud: "Here, have a sandwich. My feet are killing me."
Pete: "What's that got to do with the sandwich?"
Dud: "Nothing, I just said it afterwards, that’s all."
Pete: "Well, you shouldn't say things like that together, it could confuse a stupid person."

- peter cook and dudley moore

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(@johnhattan@dobbs.town) 18/05/20(Mon)09:37:34 id:1589809054 No. 6 >>7


@Nikolai_Kingsley That is outrageous. I have written a letter to the World Council Of Churches to address this.

It was very formal.

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 18/05/20(Mon)09:38:10 id:1589809090 No. 7



*addresses letter "Cunts, London"*

(@publius@mastodon.sdf.org) 18/05/20(Mon)11:20:32 id:1589815232 No. 8


(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 17/05/20(Sun)20:09:16 id:1589760556 No. 1 [See All]

when you warp into the battle and they've deployed the biggest figy berry you ever saw

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 17/05/20(Sun)04:54:42 id:1589705682 No. 1 [See All]


this is NOT TRUE.

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(@SeventhMagpie@mastodon.art) 18/05/20(Mon)05:39:37 id:1589794777 No. 8


@Nikolai_Kingsley Guess that went better than that one time, when Gerhard Berger and Jean Alesi stole Jean Todt's car. 😆

(@nonetrix@neckbeard.xyz) 30/05/20(Sat)01:48:45 id:1590817725 No. 9 >>10

wait really I do this all the time werid must only be on some cars

(@nonetrix@neckbeard.xyz) 30/05/20(Sat)01:49:13 id:1590817753 No. 10

try it even if it doesn't work they have a thing put in place

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 16/05/20(Sat)09:29:31 id:1589635771 No. 1 [See All]

> eat packaged cheese slices


> eat weird old cheddar


> eat Danish cheese named after a viking longship


> safeways salad with cheese cubes and tiny allergen warning sticker on the underside


maybe i'll eat this tub of Bag Balm. anything.

(@Shitlord@dobbs.town) 16/05/20(Sat)12:26:32 id:1589646392 No. 2 >>4

@Nikolai_Kingsley surprised you have Safeway. It's such a shitshow corporation.

(@alraune@gamemaking.social) 16/05/20(Sat)12:32:39 id:1589646759 No. 3

@Nikolai_Kingsley feta cheese calcifies your pineal gland you should try it

(@Nikolai_Kingsley@dobbs.town) 16/05/20(Sat)19:24:02 id:1589671442 No. 4



that's probably WHY we have it.

we have Aldi, too, but all those diacritical marks make the labels look hairy.

Plátký alpáčky z Brna

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