I am proud to be a shitperson. Because no one is claiming to be a shitperson, I don't have to worry about anyone else telling me what a shitperson would do.
I like ｄｕｍｍ things.
Anyone looking at this is now implicitly inducted into Shit Club.
The first rule of Shit Club is that we do not talk about Shit Club.
The second rule of Shit Club is that we do not talk about Shit Club.
Cesspool Cleaners Unite!
Last surviving member of The FisTemple of "Bob" Yetisyn congregation of the Northern Provinces, Dobbstown East.
The writing is on the wall, we know what we must do.
When all else fails, fuck em. Especially if they can't take a joke.
Demon? No! It is I, Cat!
How one becomes a Subgenius
Life hack: yeet your entire body down the escalator divider in order to save yourself 3 seconds on your commute!
The whales are returning to Dobbs.town. #wearethevirus